PLAYER PROFILE 1.- Adam Burgin
PLAYER PROFILE 2.- Chris Wilson.
PLAYER PROFILE 5.- Richard Oddy.

P.P. 5.
1.name?
Richard Neil Oddy
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2.nickname?

Shoddy

3.date of birth?

4th November 1979

4.birthplace?

Leeds

5.sports played/position?

Rugby Wing/full back
Football - forward
Cricket number maker upper/slogger
Golf bloke in woods looking for ball

6.former clubs?

Mods forever!

7.which sportsperson would you like to be/have been?

Eddie the Eagle Edwards

8.drinking mates at the club?

Stuey/Burge/Stan

9.have you ever been in a round with Jacko?

Briefly

10.if YES to 9..with what result?

Unable to find my way out of trap 2 at the Mods while rolling in my own pre-digested dinner

11.with whom would you most like to share a shower?

Mandy Dingle

12.with whom would you least like to share a shower?

(Bath) Statto or Gash while it may be funny for the others watching its not the same when you are the one being pissed on

13.favourite drink?

Baileys and Cherryade

14.favourite food?

Lamb Bhuna, Pilau Rice and three Chappatis

15.music in car right now?

Paula Abdul greatest hits

16.first poster on bedroom wall?

Papa Smurf

17.what have you done you most regret?

Bent back a windscreen wiper on a car in Harrogate on a night out and tried to run away from the police.unfortunately I tore my hamstring that day so the chase was not a long one. Obviously I denied all knowledge of the incident, and still denied it when they showed me the CCTV!!

18.what is the best thing youve ever done?

Decided to go to Uni even though technically not clever enough!! Right laugh, bit expencive mind.

19.who/what is the biggest influence in your life?

Allah, gives me strength to fight each new day as it comes.

20.who would you select to play YOU in a movie?

John Candy, but seen as he has shed this mortal coil I would have to go for The Rock.

21.favourite pet?

My girlfriends Rabbit (some will find this funnier than others, I aint explaining as kids could read this)

22.I am most happy when

Shooting muck/taking a dump

23.I am least happy when

I get blamed for everything that happens on the rugby field that goes bad.seriously, it cant all be my fault!

24.most famous person you have met?

Vinnie Jones, great bloke, quite small though.

25.your most annoying habit?

Picking my nose and eating itits still a great pass time though and tastes fantastic on the right day.

26.favourite chat up line?

My mate fancies your mate

27.any other questions with you would like to add? Add them.

1.name? Adam Robert Burgin
2.nickname? Burge, Woodworm, Tyrone,
3.date of birth? 28.01.1980
4.birthplace? Reading
5.sports played/position? Rugby/Golf/Cricket Any Where
6.former clubs? Yarnbury, West Park
7.which sportsperson would you like to be/have been? Micky the munch Skinner
8.drinking mates at the club? Anyone who wears the famous black and red hoops
9.have you ever been in a round with Jacko? Yes
10.if YES to 9..with what result? The same feeling as having 10 boxing rounds with Balboa.
11.with whom would you most like to share a shower? Titmus The Golden Variety.
12.with whom would you least like to share a shower? The Boston Strangler
13.favourite drink? Cider
14.favourite food? Any Vegetables I Love Them
15.music in car right now? British Rail doesnt have that luxury..!
16.first poster on bedroom wall? Pamela Anderson
17.what have you done you most regret? Taken a motor vehicle out after a few wines and getting caught!!
18.what is the best thing youve ever done? Win domestic honours for Mods RUFC and CC.
19.who/what is the biggest influence in your life? PAWN
20.who would you select to play YOU in a movie? Al Pacino
21.favourite pet? A south American croc
22.I am most happy when - the Mods builds a 2nd tier on the clubhouse and provide 24hr lap dances at absolutely no cost other than annual subs of course
23.I am least happy when We lose.
24.most famous person you have met? Timmy Mallet
25.your most annoying habit? lying
26.favourite chat up line? Dont need one, they come to me.!
27.any other questions with you would like to add? Add them.

1.name: Christopher David Wilson
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2.nickname: Alex Parks, Fag Ash Lil
3.date of birth: 07/02/1981
4.birthplace: Bury
5.sports played/position: Rugby - Hooker
6.former clubs: Stockton RUFC
7.which sportsperson would you like to be/have been: Super-fly Jimmy Snukka
8.drinking mates at the club: Steady, Swan Dogg, Varlet, anyone than can tolerate my lightweight efforts
9.have you ever been in a round with Jacko: Maybe!?
10.if YES to 9..with what result: 3 days off work, concussion, a grazed face and a split eyebrow.
11.with whom would you most like to share a shower: John Prescott
12.with whom would you least like to share a shower: Jason Physio Taylor (inexplicable half a lob-on whilst showering with men)
13.favourite drink: 1982 Bordeaux
14.favourite food: Ham and peas pudding stottie
15.music in car right now: The Very Best of Michael Bolton
16.first poster on bedroom wall: Dog Tanion
17.what have you done you most regret: Cracking one off over my best mates home-made bongo flick.
18.what is the best thing youve ever done:
19.who/what is the biggest influence in your life: Crack cocaine
20.who would you select to play YOU in a movie: Dave Benson-Phillips
21.favourite pet: Tara Reid
22.I am most happy when enjoying a tumbler of sipping whiskey whilst being fellated by a top-heavy blonde.
23.I am least happy when the pangs of post-masturbatory guilt set in.
24.most famous person you have met: Pope John Paul II
25.your most annoying habit: Always being right.
26.favourite chat up line: You dont sweat much for a fat lass.
27.any other questions with you would like to add? Add them.
28. The best thing I have ever done is gone 12 rounds of bare-knuckle boxing with a thai lady-boy called Brian.

PLAYER PROFILE 5.

1.name?
Richard Neil Oddy
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2.nickname?

Shoddy

3.date of birth?

4th November 1979

4.birthplace?

Leeds

5.sports played/position?

Rugby Wing/full back
Football - forward
Cricket number maker upper/slogger
Golf bloke in woods looking for ball

6.former clubs?

Mods forever!

7.which sportsperson would you like to be/have been?

Eddie the Eagle Edwards

8.drinking mates at the club?

Stuey/Burge/Stan

9.have you ever been in a round with Jacko?

Briefly

10.if YES to 9..with what result?

Unable to find my way out of trap 2 at the Mods while rolling in my own pre-digested dinner

11.with whom would you most like to share a shower?

Mandy Dingle

12.with whom would you least like to share a shower?

(Bath) Statto or Gash while it may be funny for the others watching its not the same when you are the one being pissed on

13.favourite drink?

Baileys and Cherryade

14.favourite food?

Lamb Bhuna, Pilau Rice and three Chappatis

15.music in car right now?

Paula Abdul greatest hits

16.first poster on bedroom wall?

Papa Smurf

17.what have you done you most regret?

Bent back a windscreen wiper on a car in Harrogate on a night out and tried to run away from the police.unfortunately I tore my hamstring that day so the chase was not a long one. Obviously I denied all knowledge of the incident, and still denied it when they showed me the CCTV!!

18.what is the best thing youve ever done?

Decided to go to Uni even though technically not clever enough!! Right laugh, bit expencive mind.

19.who/what is the biggest influence in your life?

Allah, gives me strength to fight each new day as it comes.

20.who would you select to play YOU in a movie?

John Candy, but seen as he has shed this mortal coil I would have to go for The Rock.

21.favourite pet?

My girlfriends Rabbit (some will find this funnier than others, I aint explaining as kids could read this)

22.I am most happy when

Shooting muck/taking a dump

23.I am least happy when

I get blamed for everything that happens on the rugby field that goes bad.seriously, it cant all be my fault!

24.most famous person you have met?

Vinnie Jones, great bloke, quite small though.

25.your most annoying habit?

Picking my nose and eating itits still a great pass time though and tastes fantastic on the right day.

26.favourite chat up line?

My mate fancies your mate

27.any other questions with you would like to add? Add them.
PLAYER PROFILE 3.- Scott Eastwood-Smith
PLAYER PROFILE 4.- Dave Swann.
PLAYER PROFILE 6.- Connor Wilkinson

P.P. 6
1.name? Connor Wilkinson
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2.nickname? C, Wilko, Buzz
3.date of birth? 22/03/80
4.birthplace? Dundonald (Northern Ireland)
5.sports played/position? Rugby, dont really know, I think Im a Forward
6.former clubs? Leeds Met
7.which sportsperson would you like to be/have been? Someone who lasts 80 minutes every game
8.drinking mates at the club? Any one wholl have me
9.have you ever been in a round with Jacko? no
10.if YES to 9..with what result?
11.with whom would you most like to share a shower? My blow up doll Mable
12.with whom would you least like to share a shower? My blow up doll Mable
13.favourite drink? Milk, its a good source of calcium dont you know
14.favourite food? Potatoes, (I am Irish)
15.music in car right now? Bullet for my valentine ROCK
16.first poster on bedroom wall? Kurt Cobain RIP, and some girls tits
17.what have you done you most regret? Lasted 2 minutes in a game last season
18.what is the best thing youve ever done? Lasted 80 minutes
19.who/what is the biggest influence in your life? Music, Im going to teach it to kids as a career, how cool is that?
20.who would you select to play YOU in a movie? I think Tim Allen has already played me in toy story
21.favourite pet? Id love a pet Monkey, Id call it Bubbles eehee shamon
22.I am most happy when I dont get stick for being injured all the time
23.I am least happy when I have to sit on the sidelines in pain and watch the boys trounce the opposition although its bitter sweet.
24.most famous person you have met? I used to hang around with the guitarist out of snow patrol
25.your most annoying habit? Spending money I dont have
26.favourite chat up line? Hi there, do you want to fk?
27.any other questions with you would like to add? Add them.

1. Name? Scott Eastwood-Smith
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2. Nickname? Scotty
3. Date of birth? 9/11/1981
4. Birthplace? RAF(H) Wegberg, Germany
5. Sports played/position? Rugby/Football 9/7
6. Former clubs? Rawdon Old Boys AFC, Cragg Road United
AFC
7. Which sportsperson would you like to be/have been? A
womens beach volleyballer
8. Drinking mates at the club? I dont drink Im an elite
athlete!!
9. Have you ever been in a round with Jacko? Nope
10. If YES to 9..with what result? N/A
11. With whom would you most like to share a shower?
Someone who brings shower gel!
12. With whom would you least like to share a shower?
Anyone without shower gel!!
13. Favourite drink? Lucozade Sport, it's what all of us
elite athletes drink!!
14. Favourite food? Anything free!!
15. Music in car right now? Gorillaz
16. First poster on bedroom wall? Top Gun Film Poster
17. What have you done you most regret? Allow Jason to
massage my hamstring!!
18. What is the best thing youve ever done? I lasted 80
mins of rugbyonce!!
19. Who/what is the biggest influence in your life? Money,
if I have it, I go out on the Razz, if not, I steal it
and then go out on the Razz!!!
20. Who would you select to play YOU in a movie? Tom
Cruise, hes as good looking as me and the same
height, ish, think I may tower over him by an inch or
two!!
21. Favourite pet? Waste of money!
22. I am most happy when Im on the way back from rugby in
Stans tractor listening to Nellie the Elephant!!
23. I am least happy when Im blowing out of my arse and
when the referees whistle goes you realise its only
half time!!
24. Most famous person you have met? Boby Charlton or
David Beckham
25. Your most annoying habit? I dont know, I dont annoy
myself!!
26. Favourite chat up line? Please..!!!!
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PLAYER PROFILE

1.David William Swann
2.Swanndog, Worzel
3.02-03-1980
4.Northampton
5.Rugby Union- Openside, Golf, etc etc etc
6.Old Northamptonians, Leeds Metropolitan University
7.Ritchie McCaw
8.Wilson , TV, Stead, plus anyone who listens!!
9.Fortunately NO
10.if YES to 9..with what result?
11.Kate Garraway (yes her from GMTV)
12.Andy Fordham
13.Nice glass of port after Sunday lunch.
14.Mums homemade steak and kidney pudding.
15.stereophonics
16.Kylie as Charlene (from Look in magazine)
17.Walked into my school canteen when my mate (loose term) had pinned a pair of my pants to the wall, which he had nicked whilst I was swimming for A level PE.
18.Playing rugby at the one and only Franklins Gardens.
19.Mum and Dad
20.Clive owen
21.My one eyed trouser snake.
22.I am most happy when I am enjoying my extensive summer holidays.
23.I am least happy when nursing a large hangover that has been caused solely by my own actions
24.Prince Charles and Princess Diana
25.Talking too much
26.Do you come here often !!! wink wink wink
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